Duo, Wufei and Trowa on a sofa, centerstage. Two rooms with beds on the left and right, one further to the left, apart from the ‘house’. Bright lights. It’s early morning.
Duo: I hate getting up so early.
Wufei. You are
just lazy.
Trowa: I am
just glad…
Pause
Duo: Glad
because o’ what?
Wufei and Duo look at Trowa. He’s embarrassed.
Trowa: *silently* I am
glad, Quatre got up before me…
Duo: Still the
old problem?
Trowa: Yes.
Wufei: Did you
ever talk to him about it? You have been together for eight months now.
Trowa: What am
I supposed to say? I don’t want to embarrass or scare him.
Wufei: You’re
not going to get anywhere.
Duo: And you
can’t contain yourself.
Trowa: Try to
contain yourself with that cute body next to you… with that wonderful pale
skin, a light blush and the thin shirt he wears at night… Duo, you have no idea. He is so
beautiful… he makes me all squirmish.
Duo: *chuckle* I can’t
believe this is you, Trowa. I thought out of the three of us, you’d be the last one to get in
trouble with that. He’s got the hots for Quatre… he’s got the hots for Quatre…!
Trowa: Duo!
Duo: *giggle* Oh god, I
could laugh my ass off, Trowa’s too horny to…
Trowa: DUO!
Wufei: Yes, I
really would have thought, Duo, that hentai would start jumping on either of us
out of pure necessity some day.
Duo: Well, you
certainly get your fill, Wufei!
Wufei: Treize
definitely has a skill of satisfying me.
Duo: And you
are calling me a hentai.
Wufei:
Basically, you are the one most horny of us all.
Trowa: Right..
how can you stand by and watch Heero without going insane?
Duo: What…?
Who…? Heero…???
Wufei: Oh,
c’mon, we know what you are staring at, Duo… ALL THE TIME.
Trowa: Well,
Heero does have an intiguing ass… right, Duo?
Duo: *snort* He doesn’t
even know what one understands under ‘sexual instinct’
Wufei: *like a dictionary* Sexual
Instinct, originally ‘urge or need for sexual unison’. It often appears
periodically on animals - called heat for female animals or rut in general. On
humans, the sexual instinct is more stable and not dependant on natural
circumstances. It starts to appear in puberty, but is in some aspects it is
already existent in babies.
Duo: Oh, shut
up, Wufei, you are making me sick. I bet, that’s just what Heero would do –
look it up. But these words are so pointless.
Trowa: How do
you know Heero’s oblivious?
Duo: I asked
him. Are you sure Quatre knows about … well… all of this?
Trowa: Who
doesn’t?
Duo: Heero.
Trowa: Oh…
right…
Quatre comes inside with a shopping bag, he sets it on the counter, comes over to Trowa and kisses him hello.
Quatre: Nice
you are up already. I brought breakfast.
Trowa: We’ll be
there in a minute, love.
Quatre:
Alrighty.
Quatre leaves.
Trowa: Oh come
on, look
at that ass! How can one not be tempted??? He should be forbidden to walk around
freely with that face, that body… that pure innocence – He’s public danger. He
is so … so...
Duo: Hot, say
it out loud.
Trowa: Don’t
you dare to look at him in any other way than…
Duo: Ho! I
wouldn’t. I find Heero’s ass much more interesting!
Wufei: I don’t
get it – don’t you at all feel desolated that he obviously doesn’t want
anything from you?
Duo: Nope. How
can he know what he wants if he doesn’t even know that he could want at all? He
will want me, eventually.
Wufei: Your opinion
of yourself is much too high, Duo Maxwell.
Duo: We’ll see.
Trowa hasn’t stopped staring at the empty corridor after Quatre yet.
Duo: Hey Trowa,
stop drooling!
He turns back around. Duo and Wufei get up towards breakfast.
Wufei: Are you
coming?
Trowa holds his lower stomach.
Trowa: In a
moment…
Duo: Oh… yeah,
right, calm yourself down first, little hot guy and then follows us.
Trowa: Oh shut
up…
They leave Trowa alone, chuckling. Trowa gets up rather awkwardly... obviously with sexual need. He leaves the other way.
The lights dim. It’s evening. The chamber away from the house is illuminated with dim light. Treize and Wufei enter, Treize is cuddling Wufei eagerly.
Wufei: Hey.
Stop that – that is my bum and that’s yours, okay?
He softly slaps Treize’s bum.
Treize: I never
said anything else…
Wufei: Then
keep your hands on yours, Treize.
Treize: Sorry,
I just can’t.
Wufei: I
realized that…!
Treize drags Wufei to the bed and pushes him onto it. Trowa enters from the right and sits against the chamber wall. Duo appears from the left with a bottle of coca cola. He leans against the chamber on the other side, legs crossed. Treize kisses Wufei. They undress each other during the dialogue.
Wufei: You
certainly have no manners, Treize.
Treize: Do you
really mind?
Wufei: Not at
all, as long as your un-manners stay in my bed.
Treize: Our bed, I may
correct.
Pause
Wufei: You are
quite a rush today…
Treize: They
should forbid you to veil that skin!
Wufei: So
hentais like you can get there fill out of it, what?
Treize: I get
my fill of that body even when you walk around clothed.
Wufei: You are
so dirty… you are so… hey… stop that! Stop that! Treize!!!
Treize: What?
Wufei: Don’t
touch me!
Treize: You
don’t like it?
Wufei: *moans* Treize…
Treize: There
you go…
The light on them darkens so the sex is hardly visible. Duo starts fiddling off the paper on the bottle with his fingers, growing more and more nervous as Treize and Wufei proceed.
Wufei: That was
mean! Come here.
Treize: Anything you say. … I like that…
Wufei: I know.
Treize: *moaning soft ‘ahs’* I
always know… why I chose you.
Wufei: *lovingly* You are
worth my love every inch.
Treize: …and
every … moment…
Wufei: … don’t…
hurt…. me…
Treize: I’m… trying…
Wufei moans either out of pleasure or pain. Treize joins. They continue a moment. Trowa grabs the wall and hugs his knees to his chest with the other arm.
Wufei: In love…
this is the best of all…
Treize: Only…
with love… Wufei…
Wufei: This is
best… Pause. Moaning. Treize… deeper… please.
Treize: Shh…
don’t rush so much.
Wufei: Treize!
Treize!!!
Treize: Shh…
wait for me…
Wufei: Treize…
There is only moaning for a while, then they both yell out each others name. Trowa trembles, Duo drops the bottle. Lights on Treize and Wufe fade completely. Trowa gets up and walks towards the house. He meets Duo in front of Wufei’s and Treize’s chamber.
Duo: You…?
Trowa: Have you
been here all the time?
Duo: I… I
guess. I… this is embarrassing.
Trowa: For the
both of us, yes. I… I just wished… because of Quatre.
Duo: *smirk* I’d offer
myself, Trowa, but that isn’t even close to what they have.
Trowa: I want
Quatre.
Duo: I want
Heero.
Trowa: He
doesn’t even realise I can hardly stand his presence anymore without thinking
of… well… that..!
Duo: You should
really tell him. You can’t expect him to--- no, that was dumb. Even I can see
it.
Trowa: It’s so
embarassing.
Duo: But still…
he’s Quatre. He wouldn’t even suggest… you know that.
Trowa: But how
could I ever bring that over my lips, when he’s looking at me? I feel so dirty.
Pause
Trowa: And you…
what are you going to do about Heero?
Duo: Watch.
Trowa: Never
going to tell him? It helped me and Quatre.
Duo: If I did,
he’d immediately think he is in love with me, because I am his only friend, and
he has never had any friends before. He wouldn’t understand the difference
between friendship and love. I can’t take advantage of that.
Trowa: I guess.
I don’t know him that much.
Duo: We
shouldn’t spy on Wufei and Treize…
Trowa: I don’t
know what has gotten into me.
Duo: Me
neither. It’s a mean thing to do, and it just makes it worse. We should agree
on not doing that anymore.
Trowa: Right.
It’s a deal.
They shake hands. Then each goes his way. Quatre is waiting in the room on the left, Trowa enters.
Quatre: Where
have you been?
Trowa: Out.
Quatre: Where?
Trowa: Just
out. I can go out, can I?
Quatre: *softly* Yes of
course, panther. It’s just getting late… I thought you might…
Trowa: Might go
astray? Cheat on you? Is that what you mean?
Quatre: Cheat
on me? What do you mean?
Trowa: I…
sorry… I thought you meant you were afraid I could have gone out to make love
with someone else.
Quatre: But you
assured me, I was the only one you loved…
Trowa: Yes, you
are the only one!
They kiss.
Trowa: You
really don’t have a clue…
Quatre: A clue
of what?
Trowa: It
explains a lot. Give me a day Quatre… I’ll try to think up a way to explain
myself.
Quatre:
Whatever you want. I promise, I only was scared something could have happened.
Trowa: You are
so caring.
They lay down in their bed.
Quatre: I’ll be
right back…
Trowa: The
obligatory cup of tea, Quatre?
Quatre: Yes… I
can’t sleep without…
Trowa: I know.
Quatre leaves. Trowa waits a while, than puts a hand into his lap. After a while he starts panting.
Trowa: *whisper* Quatre…
Quatre…
Silence… soft panting.
Trowa: *in a slight moan* No…
I can’t do that… no!
He stops and lays down on his back.
Trowa: You have
no idea how you torture me, my angel…
The lights fade. Complete darkness for a moment. Then light go on in the house-chamber on the left. Duo and Heero are on the bed.
Duo: Do you
want me to have a look at it?
Heero: I don’t
know.
Duo: I’ll
surely not hurt you.
Heero: It’s
fine right now. Really.
Duo: Oh… Do you
want to see a doctor.
Heero: No… no…
They are… evil.
Duo: Not the
ones who hurt you in the past.
Heero: No… I
mean it. Not a doctor.
Duo: Should I
get Trowa to look at it?
Heero: No. It
would be too embarrassing.
Duo: Okay. My
offer is still there. I am the closest friend you have, Heero.
Heero: I
know. It’s fine right now.
Duo: Here… I’ll
not hurt you. I’ll just see whether I can understand… and help.
Heero nods slowly. Duo helps him up, so he stands before the bed, back to the audience. Carefully, Duo frees Heero of his pants. He obviously has a hard time to behave ‘scientific’. He hesitates a moment, then holds out a hand.
Duo: May I?
Heero: Yes.
He scoots a little closer and examines the problem – invisible to the audience.
Heero: It’s…
starting… again.
Duo’s eyes widen considerably, and he scrambles back a little.
Duo: Goodness…!
Heero: I am
afraid it will hurt again.. can’t you do anything?
Duo: No.. I
mean… yes… oh… goodness!!!
Duo takes Heero by the wrist and drags him onto the bed. Duo sits on one side, so his back faces the audience. He pulls Heero on his lap and lays hand on him.
Heero: Are you
sure you know what you are-
Duo:
Unfortunately, yes.
Heero: Duo…
this is weird… I don’t…
Heero moans. Duo gasps as well, feeling quite turned on by this.
Duo: Shit… I’ll
come in my pants!
Heero: What- *moan*
Duo: *moans*
Heero and Duo keep on a while, moaning. Trowa comes into the room with the sofa and plops down. He is thinking. A moment later, he becomes aware of the noise. He hides his face in his hands and wipes the hot skin, feeling embarrassed and jealous at the same time. Quatre enters. He hears the noise. He sits next to Trowa. Trowa looks away, secretly pleading that it is not true that he is not overhearing someone having sex right now, while his most tempting lover is sitting right next to him… obliviously.
Heero: Duo…!!!
Heero comes. Duo throws him off himself,
yanks his own pants ope, drops them and crouches on the floor
Duo: *moaning* Oh shit…
oh shit…!
Heero: Duo?
Duo: Go… this
is humiliating… leave the room.
Heero: You have
the same problem…
Heero attempts to ‘help’ Duo
Duo: Why me??? Why me, the heck…? *moans*
Heero kneels behind him and ‘helps’ him until he comes. (HEERO!!!) They are hardly visible behind the bed. Duo clutches the carpet. When they are finished, he pulls Heero onto the bed and lays down with him, to calm the both down.
Quatre: Maybe
we should go and help them… it sounds painful.
Trowa: N-no no…
Quatre, they are fine…
Quatre: They
both seem to be… not okay…
Trowa: They are
perfectly well, believe me!!!
Quatre: You are
acting weird. They are moaning…
Trowa: Hell! Of
course they are…!!!
Quatre: Huh???
Trowa: Come.
Come with me.
He takes Quatre by the wrist, pulls them inside their room and locks the door. He presses Quatre against the wall. He is panting.
Trowa: Please,
Quatre.. let me do something for you…
Quatre: What?
Trowa: Please…
you won’t regret it… I promise!
He opens Quatre’s pants.
Quatre: What
are you doing???
Trowa: You
missed something! You really did! Look, Quatre, there is something really
wonderful in a relationship. Something Heero and Duo did, but we didn’t.
Quatre: But---
but they are no couple…!
Trowa pulls down Quatre’s pants. He is quite hasty – in his movements as well as his words.
Trowa: I am
sure by now they are…
Quatre: They
sounded painful…!
Trowa: There is
no pain involved!
Quatre: Trowa…
Trowa: It’s
good… believe me! Oh… and Quatre… it suits you. It suits you and me to do that.
Your wonderful body, your wonderful soft voice… I want to hear you like that!
Please!
Quatre: Trowa…!
You want me in pain???
Trowa: No!
Trowa hastily pulls down Quatre’s boxers. Due to Quatre’s long shirt, the audience can’t see anything.
Quatre: *squeak* You scare
me!!
Trowa gets up, panting. He softy kisses Quatre.
Trowa: I don’t
mean to. Please… trust me. There won’t be any pain. You will like it.
Quatre nods slowly. Trowa kisses him again, then kneels down in front of him. He starts kissing Quatre between his legs and moves further into giving him oral pleasure. Quatre is startled.
Quatre: *moans* Trowa…
Quatre presses his hands against the walls, he is trembling.
Quatre: *moaning* Trowa… what is that? … Trowa… love… oh gracious… *keeps moaning* I didn’t … *more moaning*
Trowa lays his hands on top of Quatre’s. Quatre arches his back and keeps moaning.
Quatre: *coming* Trowa!!!
Trowa takes him in his arms and hugs him tightly before he can think to the floor. Trowa buries his face in Quatre’s shoulder. Quatre holds him just as tightly. Pause.
Trowa: Sorry…
sorry.. it’s over…
Quatre: No…
thank you… I didn’t know this.
He kisses Trowa a couple of times, assuring him that he is fine. Trowa pulls him onto the bed, they are indicating that Trowa will seduce Quatre again. The lights dim.
As the lights go on again, everyone’s assembled in the big room. Heero sits on Duo’s lap, Treize sits on an armchair, Wufei right next to him. Trowa and Quatre are sitting next to each other, occupying one part of the sofa.
Treize: So,
everything set?
Quatre: Yes. We
can go, unless it isn’t too cold.
Trowa: It won’t
be. I’ll keep you warm.
Quatre: I know. *gets up*
Trowa: Where
are you going?
Quatre: Getting
tea.
As soon as Quatre is gone.
Duo: And,
Trowa… how is it going – any changes?
Trowa: No. But
I got over it. I am sure he will tell me, if he wants to.
Duo: Does he
know what there is to want?
Trowa: He is as
innocent as an angel. And somehow, that’s what he is supposed to be, ne? I
don’t need to have sex with him. We are fine… he’s something to look at, you
know.
Trowa gets up with a smile.
Duo: But a few
days ago, you could hardly stop yourself…
Trowa:
Self-control. I am not like you, Duo…
Duo: *embarrassed* Heero
liked it…
Trowa:
Whatever… have fun. I’ll have some tea.
They all stare blatantly at Trowa as he leaves the room. He and Quatre enter their room. Trhey crawl into bed. Quatre gets up after a moment.
Quatre: I’ll be
right back…
Trowa: The
obligatory tube of lube, Quatre?
Quatre: Yes… I
can’t sleep without…
Trowa: I know.